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• 1. Name something a man owns that he doesn't like his wife to use.

  his razor 50 his car/truck 24 his tools 13 his underwear 5

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• 2. Name something people do at a wedding that they would never do at a funeral

  Dance Water Katherine Job Interview

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• 3. Name A Place You Would Go With Your Wife Just To Make Her Stop Nagging

  shopping center 36 restaurant 23 movie theater 17 place of worship 8 hawii 5 ballet 3

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• 4. Tell me a slang word or phrase used to refer to husbands.

  Old Man Hubby Better Half Other Half Big Daddy

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• 5. Name Something A Woman Might Wish Her Husband Had More Of.

  money 41 hair 28 time 7 muscles 5 love 5 energy 3 patience 3

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• 6. Name something a man doesn't like being turned down for.

  sex 58 date 28 job 4 credit/loan 4

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• 7. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for.

  car 15 vacation 14 new house 12 money 12 attention/love 10

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• 8. At what age would most men like to get married?

  thirty 40 twenty-five 18 thirty-five 14 twenty-six 6 twenty-eight 5

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• 9. We surveyed 100 married women: If you didn't cook for your husband, what would he do

  Skating Rink Starve Order Out Cook For Himself Go To His Mom's Complain/get Mad

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• 10. What are some important qualities to look for in a partner?

  Loyalty Trust Honesty Respect Communication

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• 11. Based on their personality, what kind of bird would you compare your mate to?

  parrot 16 eagle 14 crow 10 dodo 7 robin 4 humming bird 4 ostrich 4 blue jay 4 hummingbird 4

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• 12. Name The Age At Which A Man May Get Thick Around The Middle

  30 21 35 16 40 42 45 9 50 8

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• 13. this sentence. The key to a successful marriage is ____ing together.

  Sleep 1 Work 1 Talk 1 Laugh 1

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• 14. We surveyed 100 married women...Name someone or something in a circus that best describes your husband in the bedroom

  ACROBAT CLOWN ANIMAL TAMER RINGMASTER

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• 15. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for

  CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE

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• 16. Name something a man might put on belonging to his wife if he got dressed in the dark.

  shirt 23 underwear 17

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• 17. Name something a husband might find all over the bed that makes him suspect his wife is having an affair with a baker.

  FLOUR 70 SUGAR 10 BAKED GOODS/CRUMBS 10 ICING/FROSTING 5 YEAST 2 DOUGH 2

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• 18. Name a Place Where if Her Husband Took Her There For Her Anniversary, a Wife Would Be Mad

  Tacky Restaurant 2 Strip Joint 2 Sporting Event 2 Bar/Club 1 Bowling Alley 2 His Parent's House 3 The Movies 2 Car Show 2

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• 19. Name something about Tom Cruise that comedians make fun of.

  height/looks 42 scientology 17 his love life 11 jumping on couch 9

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• 20. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that your husband has bad taste in

  HIS CLOTHES/SHOES GIFT CHOICES FOOD/RESTAURANTS HOME DECOR

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• 21. We surveyed 100 married men...Tell me something you're sure a robot could do better than your spouse can

  COOK DRIVE XMAS STOCKING IRON/LAUNDRY CLEAN

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• 22. name a present that a woman probably wouldnt appreciate receiving from her husband

  Tools Vacuum Blender

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• 23. We surveyed 100 married men...What's a famous store you hope never gives your wife a credit card?

  macy's 24 saks 5th avenue 15 neiman marcus 15 wal-mart 8 tiffany & co. 5

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• 24. After Too Much Time Together, What One Thing Can Get On Your Nerves About Your Partner

  Computer Backpack Snoring

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• 25. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a reason you'd sleep in a separate bed.

  angry 27 snoring 17 sick 13 no desire hubby 10 don't like a/c 8

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• 26. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about

  GOLF/SPORTS WHY SHE COMPLAINS SEX TOPIC AT HAND I LOVE HER

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• 27. name something specific a husband might compliment his wife on just to make her feel good

  Body Mask Hair Life Music

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• 28. We surveyed 100 married women...Name someone or something in a circus that best describes your husband in the bedroom.

  clown 33 ringmaster 15 lion 14 acrobat 10 animal tamer 8 tiger 7

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• 29. Name something a woman does right after a marriage proposal

  Cry Say Yes

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• 30. Name A Job Many Husbands Pretend They Don’t Know How To Do, Just To Get Out Of Doing It.

  laundry 36 dishes 22 cooking 19 fixing car 8 mowing lawn 5 fixing toilet 3

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• 31. Tell me something a husband is afraid to admit to his spouse.

  AFFAIRS 36 LOSING JOB 25 BROKE 18

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• 32. Name a gift a man would give his wife that she might consider an insult.

  vacuum cleaner 23 appliance 9 drill 8 cookware 7 cook 6 exercise bike 5 mop 5 gym membership 4

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• 33. Name Something Men Do In The Bathroom That Really Ticks Women Off.

  leave seat up 34 pee on seat 26 don't clean sink 21 cut their hair 5 leave underware 4 read 3

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• 34. Name Something A Divorced Person Might Do With Their Wedding Ring

  sell it 60 throw it away 20 give it back 11 keep it 6

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• 35. Name the hardest part about being a homemaker

  Forever Never-ending Always More Ongoing Does Not End Lasts Forever No End

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• 36. Name something a woman should change after her divorce.

  name 67 bank account 9 hairstyle 7 address/telephone 5 phone number 3

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• 37. Something a married man might do in Las Vegas that would get him in trouble.

  cheat on wife 44 gamble/lose money 41 go to strip club 9 get married again 2 commit crime 2

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• 38. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a place where your husband spends so much time, he might as well live there.

  work/job 27 bathroom 14 bar/club 10 garage 8 golf course 6 basement 4

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• 39. Name something that women like to hold

  Telemarketer Baby Money Pet Harrah's

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• 40. We asked 100 married women: Name something you'd rather do with a female friend than with your husband

  Go To A Party Shop Go Out Drinking See Movie

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• 41. Name something in the bathroom that husbands and wives have separate ones of.

  toothbrush 44 towel 17 razor 15 sink 9 soap 4 deodorant 2

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• 42. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something of yours you hide so your wife won't use it

  KEYS RAZOR/SHAVER TOOLS MONEY/CREDIT CARD REMOTE CONTROL

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• 43. Name a reason why couples elope.

  finances 40 family problems 32 love/want to 16 "with child" 3 they're dumb/nuts 2

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• 44. We surveyed 100 married people...What is the biggest complaint about sleeping with your spouse?

  snoring 51 moving/hogs bed 24 hogs covers 16 bathroom trips 2

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• 45. Which Subject Would Be Taboo For The Best Man To Bring Up In His Wedding Toast.

  Couple’s Love Life 49 Bachelor Party 3

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• 46. A man divorces after 25 years of marriage. Name something that will be different about dating now.

  expense 26 independent w 19 who pays 18 internet 14 age differences 7

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• 47. Name something that many people do only two or three times in a lifetime

  TRAVEL/VACATION GO SKYDIVING FALL IN LOVE HAVE CHILDREN GET MARRIED

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• 48. Name A Reason a Person Might Get Rid Of A Pet

  moving 28 they attack people 21 not housebroken 12 too messy 11 chew things 10 sickness 8 they're allergic 8

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• 49. Name a reason someone’s voice might sound funny.

  Illness 63 Helium 11 Puberty 9 Drunk 7 Accent 6 Just woke up 4

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• 50. What animal would you use to describe your ideal spouse in bed?

  Tiger Lion Stallion Bear Dog Cat

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• 51. 100 woman surveyed: People promise to marry for better or worse. Name something that turned out better than you expected.

  love 16 children 15 companionship 13 motherhood 8 sharing cooking 7 not have to work 6

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• 52. Name Something Your Husband Would Like To Get Rid Of.

  ball & chain 43 extra pounds 28 debt 13 pets 11

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• 53. Name The Youngest Age A Person Should Get Married

  20  18  25  21  22 

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• 54. We asked 100 married men...In a word, why did you get married

  LOVE BRAVEHEART

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• 55. Name a superhero who would make a good spouse.

  Superman Batman Spiderman Cat Woman Wolverine

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• 56. Name A Reason Why A Woman Calls Her Husband While He’s Out.

  check on him 34 pick something up 26 he's late 22 emergency/sick 7

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• 57. We asked 100 wives: Name something in the house that your husband could go a month without washing

  BEDDING FLOOR DISHES BATHROOM

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• 58. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something you wish your husband was an expert at doing.

  fixing things/car 36 housework/laundry 16 cooking 13 making money 10 making love 7 driving 4 take care of kids 3 yard work 3

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• 59. What Event Might Someone Attend Without Their Spouse That Would Make You Think They Broke Up?

  wedding 52 party 32 reunion 6 christmas 5

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• 60. Name Something Husbands Will Admit That They Borrow From Their Wives

  money 67 car 18 razor 9 socks 4

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• 61. What Might Some Women Love More Than Their Spouse

  children 36 money 23 shopping 12 shoes 9 pet 8 chocolate 4 jewelry 3

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• 62. We Asked 100 Married People: Name The Thing That Your Spouse Most Often Complains About.

  Money 49 Lack Of Intimacy 20 Dinner 8 Snoring 8 Work 7 Doing Housework 6

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• 63. he may forget their anniversary but name something a man would never forget about his wife

  Birthday Eye Color Name

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• 64. We surveyed 100 married women...If you didn't cook for your husband, what would he do?

  cook for himself 40 order out 35 complain/get mad 10 starve 10 go to his mom's 3

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• 65. In One Word, What’s The Best Thing About Being Married?

  Love 44 Intimacy 34 Companionship 10 Money/Security 6 Kids 3

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• 66. We asked 100 married men…Name something you wouldn't dare buy without first asking your wife

  Clothes Catnip Furniture Jewelry Car Tools

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• 67. Name something women don't like to do with their husbands.

  shop 54 watch/play sports 19 argue 6 make love 5 watch movie/tv 3

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• 68. We Asked 100 Husbands: Name Something Your Wife Spends More Money On Than You Do.

  Clothes 58 Hair Products 27 Make Up 7 Jewelry 4

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• 69. Some men are placing want ads for wives. Name one of the job requirements that might be listed.

  housekeeping 23 pretty 10 loving 9

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• 70. Name A Kitchen Item That A Man Generally Does Not Own Until He Is Married

  blender 40 toaster 22 mixer 15 dishwasher 11 pan 4 knife 4 spatula 3

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• 71. name something people promise to their partners

  Fidelity Love Forever Soda Marriage Financial Stability

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• 72. Name the biggest challenge of being married.

  staying married 18 compromise 11 money 9 communication 7 getting alone 7 romance alive 5 spouse 4

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• 73. Name something a wife might sometimes fantasize hitting her husband with.

  FRYING PAN BASEBALL BAT CAR ROLLING PIN SHOE HAMMER

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• 74. Name something a wife doesn't like to see her husband doing on his day off

  Wants Slippers Video Game Golfing Nothing Watching Tv

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• 75. Name a reason a man might brag about his spouse.

  GOOD-LOOKING GOOD COOK RICH SMART

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• 76. We Asked 100 Wives: If Your Husband Were The Incredible Hulk, Tell Me What Would Turn Him Into A Monster.

  Money/Bills 36 Chores/Nagging 22 Jealousy 15 No/Bad Food 13 Naughty Kids 6 Traffic 4

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• 77. Name Something A Man Does That Gets Him In The Doghouse With His wife.

  Infidelity Lie Stay Out Late Go Out Drinking Forget A Birthday Have An Argument Forget Anniversary

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• 78. Name The Most Important Part Of A Wedding Ceremony

  exchange rings 28 minister 21

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• 79. Name something wives complain that their husbands can never remember.

  ANNIVERSARY BIRTHDAY PUT THE SEAT DOWN EVERYTHING TAKE OUT GARBAGE

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• 80. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize

  HAIR/FACE HER COOKING WAY SHE DRESSES HER PARENTS HER WEIGHT/FIGURE

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• 81. Name a special treat that a husband brings home to his wife who's sick in bed.

  flowers 53 soup 13 chocolate/candy 12 ice cream 9 book/magazine 5

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• 82. We Asked 100 Husbands! Name A Subject Your Wife Likes To Be The Expert On.

  Cooking 33 Intimacy 20 Money 19 Parenting 16 Fashion 4 Cleaning 4

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• 83. According to women: Name something your husband hates about your friends

  Newsmongering Rumors Gossip Nightclub Backchat Empty Talk Going Out

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• 84. Name something men say they hate to give when they get married.

  freedom 64 partying 8 friends 8 other women 6 money 2

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• 85. Name something your second spouse would not want to see from your first marriage.

  pictures 35 first spouse 12 fights 11 home videos 9 kids 5 affair 4 ring 3

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• 86. We asked 100 married women: Name something you might avoid telling your husband that you lost

  Credit Card Money Wedding Wedding Ring

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• 87. We asked 100 married women: Which one of your husband's relatives do you like the least

  Sister Water Melted H... Black Hat She's Ugly Wants Slippers

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• 88. Name an animal that some people are terrified of.

  Snake Dog Bear Spider Lion Sharks Tiger

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• 89. Name A Term Or Phrase With The Word “Control” In It.

  control freak 38 remote control 26 out of control 12 control panel 7 self control 7 mind control 4

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• 90. Name a carnivorous animal starting with the letter C.

  Cheetah Coyote Cougar Crocodile Capybara

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• 91. If someone says that you’ve “married well” what do they mean about your spouse?

  they're rich 56 they're attractive 25 true love 17

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• 92. Name Someone In A Man’s Life Who You’D Want To Meet Before Marrying Him

  Parents Kids Best Friend Sublings Ex

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• 93. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something you wish your husband was an expert at doing

  FIXING THINGS/CAR MAKING LOVE HOUSEWORK/LAUNDRY COOKING DRIVING TAKE CARE OF KIDS MAKING MONEY

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• 94. We asked 100 wives: Name something your husband looks good swinging

  HIS HIPS HAMMER BASEBALL BAT AXE GOLF CLUB

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• 95. We Asked 100 Husbands: If Your Wife Is Staring At You Over A Holiday Dinner, What Might She Be Telling You With Her Look

  I Love You 38 Your In Trouble 23 Let’s Leave 13 Stop Talking 10 Help Out/Dishes 9

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• 96. Name Something A Wife Likes To Her From Her Husband

  I Love You 60

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• 97. Name a special treat that a husband brings home to his wife who's sick in bed

  BOOK/MAGAZINE CHOCOLATE/CANDY SOUP FLOWERS

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• 98. Name something a woman might ask her husband to get rid of once they have kids

  Motorcycle Sports Car Dog Girly Magazines Smoking Habit

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• 99. Name a celebrity who doesn't take marriage very seriously

  Zsa Zsa Gabor Elizabeth Taylor Britney Spears

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• 100. Name A Habit That Would Be Impossible To Hide From Your Spouse

  smoking 64 drinking 12 biting nails 7 gambling 7 shopping 4

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