We surveyed 100 married women...If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you would do Monday morning?

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• 1. We surveyed 100 married women...If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you would do Monday morning

  CHANGE LOCKS KICK HIM OUT SEE LAWYER/FILE CLEAN OUT BANK LEAVE HOUSE ASK HIM WHY?

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• 2. Tell me something you might have to replace after a divorce.

  house 34 furniture/elec. 17 spouse 14 car 7 cash/bank account 6 dishes 3 mind/sanity 3

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• 3. Name something in a divorce settlement that can't be divided in half

  Sailboat Brussel Sprouts House Child

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• 4. Name something a woman should change after her divorce.

  name 67 bank account 9 hairstyle 7 address/telephone 5 phone number 3

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• 5. We asked 100 married men: What do you think is the real reason so many marriages break up

  Married Too Soon No Passion Money No Communicating

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• 6. Who's usually the winner in a divorce: the husband, the wife, or the lawyer

  TRASH CANS LAWYER XMAS STOCKING

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• 7. Name something a divorce couple literally cannot cut in half.

  Kids House Rings

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• 8. According to women: What do men consider more important than marriage?

  career 28 money 21 other women 16 sports 12 cars 6 freedom 4

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• 9. Name something you might throw out when you get divorced.

  Photos Clothes Ring Bed

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• 10. Name Something A Couple Stops Sharing After They Get Divorced.

  bed 52 car 3

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• 11. Name something people try to keep when they get divorced.

  House Kids Money Jewelry Car Pet Sanity

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• 12. Name something a woman should change after getting divorced

  Family Name Last Name Surname Name Nest Egg Account Moniker

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• 13. Name something that a person who just got divorced might be hesitant to do

  Subway Skating Rink Date Airfare Taxi

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• 14. Name a celebrity couple who has battled through a nasty divorce

  Jennifer And B... Tom And Nicole Charlie And De.. Alec And Kim Paul And Heath... Britney And Ke...

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• 15. We Asked 100 Wives: Name A Place Where You Wouldn’t Want Your Husband To Go With His Buddies.

  Gentleman’s Club 65 The Bar 31 Las Vegas 3

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• 16. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a place where your husband spends so much time, he might as well live there

  WORK/JOB BATHROOM GOLF COURSE BASEMENT BAR/CLUB

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• 17. We surveyed 100 married women...Tell me something your husband does every weekend.

  watch tv/sports 28 play sports/fish 14 sleep/lounge 11 do yard work 6 drink 6 housework/laundry 4

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• 18. We asked 100 married women: Tell me something your spouse makes too much noise doing

  Eating Sleeping Fixing Arguing Watching Sports

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• 19. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about

  GOLF/SPORTS WHY SHE COMPLAINS SEX TOPIC AT HAND I LOVE HER

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• 20. We surveyed 100 married women...Besides yourself, name someone who spends a lot of time with your husband

  HIS FRIENDS HIS SIBLING HIS MOTHER CO-WORKER/BOSS THE CHILDREN HIS DOG/PET HIS MISTRESS

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• 21. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband isn't home, name a place you can be sure to find him.

  work 38 bar 29 friend's house 10 family's house 10 sports/event 7

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• 22. We surveyed 100 women...Why might you marry a man you don't really love

  COMPANIONSHIP KIDS/PREGNANT HE'S HANDSOME MONEY/SECURITY HIS PERSONALITY HE'S GREAT LOVER PARENTS MADE ME

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• 23. We surveyed 100 women...Why might you marry a man you don't really love?

  money/security 81 he's great lover 3 kids/pregnant 2 he's handsome 2 his personality 2 companionship 2 parents made me 2

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• 24. We asked 100 women: If you were to walk out on your husband, where would you go

  Family Member Rent Apartment Shopping Hotel Friend's House

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• 25. We surveyed 100 men...Name something men worry about more than women.

  money 47 appearance 18 security/job 10 sex 7 car 6

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• 26. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband isn't home, name a place you can be sure to find him

  FRIEND'S HOUSE WORK BAR SPORTS/EVENT FAMILY'S HOUSE

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• 27. We asked 100 married men: Name the one woman in the world you'd leave your wife for

  Jennifer Anist Jessica Beil Jessica Simpson Angelina Jolie Pam Anderson Nicole Kidman

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• 28. We surveyed 100 married women...Besides yourself, name someone who spends a lot of time with your husband.

  co-worker/boss 34 his friends 25 the children 21 his mother 8 his mistress 5 his sibling 3 his dog/pet 2

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• 29. Name something your second spouse would not want to see from your first marriage.

  pictures 35 first spouse 12 fights 11 home videos 9 kids 5 affair 4 ring 3

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• 30. Name something a man might give away so his wife couldn't get it in a divorce.

  car 40 money 27 boat 7 house 5 land 3 motorcycle 2 jewelry 2 stocks 2

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• 31. Name a Reason People Might Change Their Name

  Got Married 2 Their Name is Lame 4 Witness Protection 2 Divorce 1

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• 32. Name Something A Divorced Person Might Do With Their Wedding Ring

  sell it 60 throw it away 20 give it back 11 keep it 6

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• 33. Name something of Tarzan's that Jane would get if they divorced.

  cheetah/animals 31 treehouse/hut 26 rope/vine 13 1/2 the jungle 10 loincloth 9

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• 34. Name something a man might hide right before he divorces his wife.

  money 69 affair 11 phone numbers 4 letters 3 wedding ring 3 photos 2 new address 2

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• 35. 100 woman surveyed: People promise to marry for better or worse. Name something that turned out better than you expected.

  love 16 children 15 companionship 13 motherhood 8 sharing cooking 7 not have to work 6

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• 36. We Asked 100 Wives: What Does Your Husband See On TV That Guarantees He’ll Stop Flipping Channels?

  Sports 51 Beautiful Women 37 Cars 6 News 3

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• 37. We surveyed 100 married women...Name someone or something in a circus that best describes your husband in the bedroom

  ACROBAT CLOWN ANIMAL TAMER RINGMASTER

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• 38. Name something a guy hates giving up in a divorce.

  money 47 house 27 children/wife 9 car 7 half 5 dog 3

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• 39. Name something a newly divorced man might do for the first time in years

  Court Club Blind Date Bar Nightclub Pub Date

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• 40. If a man's wife did everything for him, name something in his house he'd have trouble using if they got divorced

  Dishwasher Washer Microwave Stove Vacuum

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• 41. Name something in a divorce settlement that can't be divided in half.

  child 67 house 18 pet 9 car 5

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• 42. Name Something That Stars Do During A Divorce That You Wouldnt Do

  fight 28 party 28 date right away 18 go public 5 sue for large sums 5

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• 43. Pretend you're psychic and tell me whose divorce you think you'll be reading about next year

  THE CLINTONS DONALD TRUMP BRAD PITT/JEN A. GEORGE W. BUSH BRITNEY SPEARS JENNIFER LOPEZ MICHAEL DOUGLAS

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• 44. We asked 100 women: Name the softest part on your man's body

  Rear Heart Belly Lips

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• 45. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you would rather be than smart.

  rich 58 attractive 14 healthy 9 have sex appeal 6 be a good person 3 be powerful 3

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• 46. We surveyed 100 single men...Name something you own that you hate to have other people playing around with

  CD'S/MUSIC STEREO COMPUTER CAR

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• 47. We surveyed 100 single women...Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships.

  shoes/clothes 17 jewelry/watch 13 house 10 car 9 friendships 8 pet 8 children 5 job 4

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• 48. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you bought because it was guaranteed to turn a man on.

  lingerie/nightie 55 perfume/cologne 28 sexy dress 8 sexy high heels 5

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• 49. We Asked 100 Men: Where Do Women Just Hate To Go?

  Sport Events 47 Bar 14 Work 12 Supermarket 12 Strip Club 4 Doctor/Dentist 4

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• 50. We surveyed 100 women...What is it about foreign men that appeals to you most

  THEIR CUSTOMS MYSTERIOUS/SEXY POLITE/MANNERS THEIR LOOKS AN ACCENT

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• 51. Name the number one state people want to live in.

  california 32 florida 27 new york 13 hawaii 8 washington 6 pennsylvania 5

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• 52. We surveyed 100 women...Name something that you hope your blind date will have

  NICE CAR MONEY LOOKS/NICE TEETH NICE HAIR PERSONALITY/HUMOR

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• 53. Give me a specific reason why you wouldn't want to be married to you.

  slob 24 neat freak 22 moody 15 stubborn 12 outspoken 8

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• 54. Past Or Present, Name A TV Couple Whose Marriage You Don’t Want To Emulate.

  Al/ Peggy Bundy Homer/Marge Simpson RoseAnn/ Dan Conner Archie/Edith Bunker

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• 55. If A Groom Was Extremely Nervous About Getting Married, What Might He Do At The Alter?

  Faint 46 Sweat 32 Run 14 Cry 4

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• 56. Name A Reason Why A Woman Might Marry An Ugly Man.

  Money 82

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• 57. Name the first thing a newly-married couple fights about

  Currency Wealth Bucks

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• 58. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that tires out your husband.

  job/work 27 exercise/walking 15 housework/chores 14 mowing/yard work 12 making love 11 baby-sitting/kids 5

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• 59. as newlyweds name something you and your spouse disagreed about how to do

  Show Affection Communicate Decorate Spend Money Cook Household Chores

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• 60. Love is the right reason to get married. Name one of the wrong reasons.

  money/status 57 lust/infatuation 34 children/pregnant 5 people expect it 2 to spite parents 2

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• 61. Name The Youngest Age A Person Should Get Married

  20  18  25  21  22 

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• 62. Name something men say they hate to give up when they get married

  Emancipation Celebrating Autonomy Liberty Drinking Freedom Merrymaking

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• 63. Name Something Your Husband Would Like To Get Rid Of.

  ball & chain 43 extra pounds 28 debt 13 pets 11

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• 64. Name something women don't like to do with their husbands

  MAKE LOVE WATCH MOVIE/TV SHOP WATCH/PLAY SPORTS

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• 65. Name a place you would not want your spouse to find you.

  strip club 46 cheating 27 bars 22 casino 5

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• 66. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that your husband has bad taste in

  HIS CLOTHES/SHOES GIFT CHOICES FOOD/RESTAURANTS HOME DECOR

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• 67. Name A Reason Why A Woman Calls Her Husband While He’s Out.

  check on him 34 pick something up 26 he's late 22 emergency/sick 7

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• 68. Some men are placing want ads for wives. Name one of the job requirements that might be listed.

  housekeeping 23 pretty 10 loving 9

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• 69. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize

  HAIR/FACE HER COOKING WAY SHE DRESSES HER PARENTS HER WEIGHT/FIGURE

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• 70. What Might Some Women Love More Than Their Spouse

  children 36 money 23 shopping 12 shoes 9 pet 8 chocolate 4 jewelry 3

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• 71. Name something men say they hate to give when they get married.

  freedom 64 partying 8 friends 8 other women 6 money 2

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• 72. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about?

  sex 27 topic at hand 23 i love her 22 golf/sports 7 why she complains 5

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• 73. What is the first thing you would do after your partner proposes to you?

  Cry Accept Tell People Scream Kiss Faint Smile

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• 74. Name Something A Man Does That Gets Him In The Doghouse With His wife.

  Infidelity Lie Stay Out Late Go Out Drinking Forget A Birthday Have An Argument Forget Anniversary

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• 75. We Asked 100 Husbands! Name A Subject Your Wife Likes To Be The Expert On.

  Cooking 33 Intimacy 20 Money 19 Parenting 16 Fashion 4 Cleaning 4

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• 76. We asked 100 married men: What was hard to share when you moved in with your wife

  Space Get Weapon Bed Bathroom

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• 77. We Asked 100 Married People: Name The Thing That Your Spouse Most Often Complains About.

  Money 49 Lack Of Intimacy 20 Dinner 8 Snoring 8 Work 7 Doing Housework 6

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• 78. Tell me something a bride wants to be huge.

  wedding venue 39 cake 24 wedding rings 22 wedding reception 15

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• 79. We asked 100 married women: Name something you almost have to force your husband to spend money on

  Dine Out Clothes Vacation Home Repairs

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• 80. Name something a husband might buy that his spouse doesn't approve of.

  NEW CAR MOTORCYCLE GUN PET

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• 81. We Asked 100 Wives: If Your Husband Were The Incredible Hulk, Tell Me What Would Turn Him Into A Monster.

  Money/Bills 36 Chores/Nagging 22 Jealousy 15 No/Bad Food 13 Naughty Kids 6 Traffic 4

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• 82. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for

  CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE

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• 83. Name the biggest challenge of being married.

  staying married 18 compromise 11 money 9 communication 7 getting alone 7 romance alive 5 spouse 4

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• 84. Name a reason a man might brag about his spouse.

  GOOD-LOOKING GOOD COOK RICH SMART

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• 85. We surveyed 100 women...If you wanted to drive your husband crazy, name something of his you might hide

  EYEGLASSES CIGARETTES/CIGAR WALLET/MONEY REMOTE CONTROL COMPUTER/MOUSE KEYS

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• 86. he may forget their anniversary but name something a man would never forget about his wife

  Birthday Eye Color Name

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• 87. Name The Most Important Part Of A Wedding Ceremony

  exchange rings 28 minister 21

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• 88. Name Something A Man Makes Sure To Do Before His Wedding

  Have A Bachelor Party Princess Charming

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• 89. We surveyed 100 married women...What do you hate to see your husband holding in his hand

  REMOTE CONTROL TOOLS ALCOHOL CIGARETTE/CIGAR

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• 90. We surveyed 100 married women...What do you hate to see your husband holding in his hand?

  remote control 21 alcohol 16 cigarette/cigar 11 tools 10 bills 8

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• 91. Name A Famous Woman Who’d Probably Make Her Husband Sign A Pre-nuptial Agreement.

  Oprah 40

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• 92. We asked 100 married women: Name something your husband tries to fix but often just makes it worse

  Fight Relationship Car Plumbing

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• 93. We asked 100 married women: Which one of your husband's relatives do you like the least

  Sister Water Melted H... Black Hat She's Ugly Wants Slippers

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• 94. We asked 100 married women: Name something you might avoid telling your husband that you lost

  Credit Card Money Wedding Wedding Ring

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• 95. On Average How Many Hours Does A Couple Sleep On Their Wedding Night

  1 4 2 18 3 20 4 30 5 22

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• 96. Name A Word Grooms Say They’ll Do At The Alter, But Probably Never Say After The Wedding

  Obey 39 Love 28 Cherish 15 Honor 11

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• 97. Name something a wife doesn't like to see her husband doing on his day off

  Wants Slippers Video Game Golfing Nothing Watching Tv

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• 98. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband is in the mood for love, what are you in the mood for?

  sleep 48 love 36 food 5 watch tv 4

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• 99. Name Something Husbands Will Admit That They Borrow From Their Wives

  money 67 car 18 razor 9 socks 4

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• 100. We asked 100 married men…Name something you wouldn't dare buy without first asking your wife

  Clothes Catnip Furniture Jewelry Car Tools

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