We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about

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• 1. We surveyed 100 married women...Tell me something your husband does every weekend.

  watch tv/sports 28 play sports/fish 14 sleep/lounge 11 do yard work 6 drink 6 housework/laundry 4

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• 2. We asked 100 married women: Tell me something your spouse makes too much noise doing

  Eating Sleeping Fixing Arguing Watching Sports

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• 3. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a place where your husband spends so much time, he might as well live there

  WORK/JOB BATHROOM GOLF COURSE BASEMENT BAR/CLUB

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• 4. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband isn't home, name a place you can be sure to find him

  FRIEND'S HOUSE WORK BAR SPORTS/EVENT FAMILY'S HOUSE

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• 5. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband isn't home, name a place you can be sure to find him.

  work 38 bar 29 friend's house 10 family's house 10 sports/event 7

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• 6. We surveyed 100 married women...Besides yourself, name someone who spends a lot of time with your husband.

  co-worker/boss 34 his friends 25 the children 21 his mother 8 his mistress 5 his sibling 3 his dog/pet 2

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• 7. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that your husband has bad taste in

  HIS CLOTHES/SHOES GIFT CHOICES FOOD/RESTAURANTS HOME DECOR

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• 8. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for

  CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE

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• 9. name a present that a woman probably wouldnt appreciate receiving from her husband

  Tools Vacuum Blender

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• 10. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for.

  car 15 vacation 14 new house 12 money 12 attention/love 10

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• 11. Name A Place You Would Go With Your Wife Just To Make Her Stop Nagging

  shopping center 36 restaurant 23 movie theater 17 place of worship 8 hawii 5 ballet 3

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• 12. We surveyed 100 married women...Name someone or something in a circus that best describes your husband in the bedroom.

  clown 33 ringmaster 15 lion 14 acrobat 10 animal tamer 8 tiger 7

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• 13. Name Something A Woman Might Wish Her Husband Had More Of.

  money 41 hair 28 time 7 muscles 5 love 5 energy 3 patience 3

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• 14. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something of yours you hide so your wife won't use it

  KEYS RAZOR/SHAVER TOOLS MONEY/CREDIT CARD REMOTE CONTROL

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• 15. We surveyed 100 married women...Name someone or something in a circus that best describes your husband in the bedroom

  ACROBAT CLOWN ANIMAL TAMER RINGMASTER

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• 16. We surveyed 100 married women: If you didn't cook for your husband, what would he do

  Skating Rink Starve Order Out Cook For Himself Go To His Mom's Complain/get Mad

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• 17. We surveyed 100 married women...If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you would do Monday morning?

  see lawyer/file 35 leave house 17 kick him out 12 clean out bank 10 change locks 7 ask him why? 4

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• 18. We surveyed 100 married women...If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you would do Monday morning

  CHANGE LOCKS KICK HIM OUT SEE LAWYER/FILE CLEAN OUT BANK LEAVE HOUSE ASK HIM WHY?

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• 19. We Asked 100 Wives: Name A Place Where You Wouldn’t Want Your Husband To Go With His Buddies.

  Gentleman’s Club 65 The Bar 31 Las Vegas 3

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• 20. We surveyed 100 single women...Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships.

  shoes/clothes 17 jewelry/watch 13 house 10 car 9 friendships 8 pet 8 children 5 job 4

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• 21. We asked 100 women: If you were to walk out on your husband, where would you go

  Family Member Rent Apartment Shopping Hotel Friend's House

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• 22. We surveyed 100 women...Why might you marry a man you don't really love

  COMPANIONSHIP KIDS/PREGNANT HE'S HANDSOME MONEY/SECURITY HIS PERSONALITY HE'S GREAT LOVER PARENTS MADE ME

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• 23. We surveyed 100 men...Name something men worry about more than women.

  money 47 appearance 18 security/job 10 sex 7 car 6

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• 24. We surveyed 100 married women...Besides yourself, name someone who spends a lot of time with your husband

  HIS FRIENDS HIS SIBLING HIS MOTHER CO-WORKER/BOSS THE CHILDREN HIS DOG/PET HIS MISTRESS

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• 25. We surveyed 100 women...Why might you marry a man you don't really love?

  money/security 81 he's great lover 3 kids/pregnant 2 he's handsome 2 his personality 2 companionship 2 parents made me 2

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• 26. We asked 100 married men: Name the one woman in the world you'd leave your wife for

  Jennifer Anist Jessica Beil Jessica Simpson Angelina Jolie Pam Anderson Nicole Kidman

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• 27. We Asked 100 Men: Where Do Women Just Hate To Go?

  Sport Events 47 Bar 14 Work 12 Supermarket 12 Strip Club 4 Doctor/Dentist 4

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• 28. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you bought because it was guaranteed to turn a man on.

  lingerie/nightie 55 perfume/cologne 28 sexy dress 8 sexy high heels 5

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• 29. Past Or Present, Name A TV Couple Whose Marriage You Don’t Want To Emulate.

  Al/ Peggy Bundy Homer/Marge Simpson RoseAnn/ Dan Conner Archie/Edith Bunker

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• 30. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that tires out your husband.

  job/work 27 exercise/walking 15 housework/chores 14 mowing/yard work 12 making love 11 baby-sitting/kids 5

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• 31. Name something men say they hate to give up when they get married

  Emancipation Celebrating Autonomy Liberty Drinking Freedom Merrymaking

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• 32. Name something men say they hate to give when they get married.

  freedom 64 partying 8 friends 8 other women 6 money 2

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• 33. We surveyed 100 married women...What do you hate to see your husband holding in his hand

  REMOTE CONTROL TOOLS ALCOHOL CIGARETTE/CIGAR

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• 34. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about?

  sex 27 topic at hand 23 i love her 22 golf/sports 7 why she complains 5

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• 35. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize

  HAIR/FACE HER COOKING WAY SHE DRESSES HER PARENTS HER WEIGHT/FIGURE

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• 36. We asked 100 wives: Name something in the house that your husband could go a month without washing

  BEDDING FLOOR DISHES BATHROOM

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• 37. Name Something A Man Does That Gets Him In The Doghouse With His wife.

  Infidelity Lie Stay Out Late Go Out Drinking Forget A Birthday Have An Argument Forget Anniversary

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• 38. We surveyed 100 married women...If you didn't cook for your husband, what would he do?

  cook for himself 40 order out 35 complain/get mad 10 starve 10 go to his mom's 3

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• 39. We Asked 100 Husbands! Name A Subject Your Wife Likes To Be The Expert On.

  Cooking 33 Intimacy 20 Money 19 Parenting 16 Fashion 4 Cleaning 4

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• 40. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband is in the mood for love, what are you in the mood for?

  sleep 48 love 36 food 5 watch tv 4

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• 41. Name A Reason Why A Woman Calls Her Husband While He’s Out.

  check on him 34 pick something up 26 he's late 22 emergency/sick 7

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• 42. Name something women don't like to do with their husbands.

  shop 54 watch/play sports 19 argue 6 make love 5 watch movie/tv 3

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• 43. If Your Husband Could Get One Quality From James Bond What Would You Want It To Be

  looks 49 charm 20 wealth 10 sophistication 9 british accent 4 fashion sense 3 intelligence 3

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• 44. Name A Word Grooms Say They’ll Do At The Alter, But Probably Never Say After The Wedding

  Obey 39 Love 28 Cherish 15 Honor 11

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• 45. We asked 100 married women: Which one of your husband's relatives do you like the least

  Sister Water Melted H... Black Hat She's Ugly Wants Slippers

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• 46. Name something a wife doesn't like to see her husband doing on his day off

  Wants Slippers Video Game Golfing Nothing Watching Tv

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• 47. Some men are placing want ads for wives. Name one of the job requirements that might be listed.

  housekeeping 23 pretty 10 loving 9

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• 48. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize.

  her weight/figure 46 her cooking 19 hair/face 18 way she dresses 5 her parents 3

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• 49. We asked 100 married men…Name something you wouldn't dare buy without first asking your wife

  Clothes Catnip Furniture Jewelry Car Tools

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• 50. We asked 100 married women: Name something your husband tries to fix but often just makes it worse

  Fight Relationship Car Plumbing

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• 51. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something you wish your husband was an expert at doing.

  fixing things/car 36 housework/laundry 16 cooking 13 making money 10 making love 7 driving 4 take care of kids 3 yard work 3

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• 52. We surveyed 100 married women...What do you hate to see your husband holding in his hand?

  remote control 21 alcohol 16 cigarette/cigar 11 tools 10 bills 8

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• 53. We surveyed 100 married men...Tell me something you're sure a robot could do better than your spouse can

  COOK DRIVE XMAS STOCKING IRON/LAUNDRY CLEAN

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• 54. Name Something A Man Might Do In His Sleep That His Wife Might Think Is Cute.

  talk 43 snore 15

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• 55. Name something a husband asks his wife to carry in her purse for him.

  wallet/money 36 keys 26 cell phone 15 glasses 6 gun 5

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• 56. What Might A Woman Brag That Her Husband Is Better At Than Most

  kissing/ intimacy 42 cooking 23 fixing things 12 making money 7 cleaning 6

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• 57. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a part of your husband's body you think is cute

  TUSH CHEST SMILE/LIPS

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• 58. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that tires out your husband

  HOUSEWORK/CHORES MOWING/YARD WORK BABY-SITTING/KIDS JOB/WORK EXERCISE/WALKING

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• 59. Name A Phrase You’d Say To Your Partner That Starts With “You Drive Me __.”

  Crazy/Nuts 58 Wild 17 Up A Wall 11 To Drink 9

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• 60. Name something of their husband's that wives check regularly.

  wallet 43 pockets 21 clothes 11 bank account 7 health 5 mobile phone 4 credit card bill 2

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• 61. Name an excuse a husband gives for not going with his wife to church.

  too tired 34 watching sports 28 sick/in pain 22 work around home 6 not religious 2 church is boring 2

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• 62. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something of yours you hide so your wife won't use it.

  money/credit card 27 keys 19 clothes/shoes 14 razor/shaver 14 tools 6 remote control 5 cell phone 3

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• 63. Profession That Would Make Women Think Twice About Marrying

  Policeman Garbage Man Lawyer Stripper Truck Driver Drug Dealer Fireman

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• 64. Name something a woman needs to have before she gets married.

  A ring 2 A guy 2 A dress 2 A job 2 Money/Bank Account 2 A blood test 3 A hope chest 3

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• 65. Tell me something many wives encourage their husbands to do as they get older.

  Exercise 41 Lose weight 24 Eat healthier 9 Go to the doctor 7 Dye hair 6 Retire 5

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• 66. What do many people think will change about their partner once they get married?

  weight 31 looks 24 physical affection 17 attitude 17 habits 6 financial status 3

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• 67. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a famous store you wish your husband owned.

  macy's 18 tiffany & company 15 wal-mart 14 saks 5th avenue 6 starbucks 5 bloomingdale's 4

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• 68. We asked 100 wives: Name something your husband looks good swinging

  HIS HIPS HAMMER BASEBALL BAT AXE GOLF CLUB

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• 69. Name something men think women do more of after they are married

  Groan Protest Complain Remonstrate Moan Whine Grippe

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• 70. Tell me something you might have to replace after a divorce.

  house 34 furniture/elec. 17 spouse 14 car 7 cash/bank account 6 dishes 3 mind/sanity 3

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• 71. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something you wish your husband was an expert at doing

  FIXING THINGS/CAR MAKING LOVE HOUSEWORK/LAUNDRY COOKING DRIVING TAKE CARE OF KIDS MAKING MONEY

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• 72. What Did 100 Wives Say Their Husbands “Always Think They’re Right About” In An Argument?

  money 34 raising kids 26 romance/relationship 11 cars 8 sports 6

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• 73. What would you do if your spouse packed on 50 pounds?

  deal with it 40 put on a diet 23 divorce 8 exercise 8 talk to 6 go shopping 3

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• 74. According to married women: What do you do while your husband watches sports on TV

  Prepare Dinner Clean Tidy Dust Scrub Roast Neaten

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• 75. Name something in a divorce settlement that can't be divided in half

  Sailboat Brussel Sprouts House Child

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• 76. Who's usually the winner in a divorce: the husband, the wife, or the lawyer

  TRASH CANS LAWYER XMAS STOCKING

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• 77. Name something women have to compete with for their husband's attention

  TV Sports

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• 78. We asked 100 married women: Name something your husband does around the house that scores major points with you

  Cooks Cleans Watches Kids Fixes Things Yard Work

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• 79. We surveyed 100 married women...If you could hypnotize your husband, name something you would make him do for you

  YOU'LL BUY GIFTS YOU'LL MAKE LOVE YOU WILL COOK YOU WILL MASSAGE YOU WILL CLEAN

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• 80. Name a reason a beautiful woman marries an unattractive man.

  money 67 she loves him 10 security 5 has all his atte.. 3 personality 2

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• 81. We asked 100 married men: Tell me something you're sure a robot could do better than your spouse can

  Drive Cook Clean Color

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• 82. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something your husband has good taste in.

  clothes/shoes 36 food/restaurants 20 women/wives 17 jewelry 6 cars 6 music 5

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• 83. Name An Excuse Married Men Give For Not Wearing a Wedding Ring.

  Doesn’t Fit Lost It

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• 84. Name a reason you might marry someone you don't really love.

  MONEY KIDS ARRANGED MARRIAGE CITIZENSHIP

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• 85. Name a quality that makes a successful man successful, but also makes him not such a good husband.

  workaholic 71 ambition 6 generosity 4 ruthlessness 2

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• 86. Name an event that wives get more excited about than their husbands.

  wedding 50 sale 21 valentine's day 13 mother's day 5 anniversary 4

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• 87. 100 woman surveyed: People promise to marry for better or worse. Name something that turned out better than you expected.

  love 16 children 15 companionship 13 motherhood 8 sharing cooking 7 not have to work 6

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• 88. Name something a woman looks forward to that a man dreads.

  shopping 39 wedding/party 20 going out/dinner 10 anniversary 7 time with in-laws 5 valentine's day 5

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• 89. We asked 100 married men: Name something you enjoy your wife doing for you even though professionals could do it better

  Ironing Wash Car Cooking Spouse Massage

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• 90. We surveyed 100 married women...Tell me one word that always gets a man's attention

  MONEY HONEY SEX

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• 91. We asked 100 wives: If you could be single again for one day, name something you'd do

  Date/flirt Party/go Clubbing Bonbon Spend Money

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• 92. According to married women: If you did not cook for your husband, what would he do

  Dinner Roast Prepare Dinner Bake Make Dinner Cook

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• 93. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that your husband has bad taste in.

  his clothes/shoes 51 home decor 9 gift choices 8 food/restaurants 6 friends 5

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• 94. We asked 100 husbands: Name a place you go where your wife does most of the talking

  BAR/NIGHTCLUB CHURCH FUNCTION FAMILY FUNCTION STORE/MALL SCHOOL FUNCTION

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• 95. If Your Husband Had His Say, What Activity Would He Want You To Do On A “Romantic” Date?

  Sports Game 46

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• 96. Tell Me Something A Wife Likes To Hear From Her Husband.

  i love you 65 compliments 23 missed you 2 want breakfast in bed 2 i got a raise 2

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• 97. We surveyed 100 men...Tell me something no woman can resist

  MONEY LOOKS/BODY CHARM/COMPLIMENTS SHOPPING/SALES

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• 98. We Asked 100 Wives: What Does Your Husband See On TV That Guarantees He’ll Stop Flipping Channels?

  Sports 51 Beautiful Women 37 Cars 6 News 3

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• 99. Name A Reason Why A Man Might Not Want His Wife To Have A Girls Night Out

  jealous 57 drinking 21 no dinner 11 has to watch kids 3 lonely 3

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• 100. Name something a man owns that he doesn't like his wife to use.

  his razor 50 his car/truck 24 his tools 13 his underwear 5

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