Tell Me The Day Of The Week When You Start Thinking About The Weekend

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• 1. Name an occupation whose members should get an immediate raise.

  teaching 25 nursing 8 police officer 8 fireman 7 military 6 waitress 5 fast food worker 4 garbage collector 4

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• 2. Name something a person wishes he could fit into his cubicle at work

  Bed Vending Machine Lounge Chair Couch Television Refrigerator

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• 3. Name A Reason Other Than Hard Work That Your Boss Would Give You A Raise

  dating the boss 24 on time/ attendance 16 blackmail 12 sucking up 5

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• 4. If Which Profession Do You Often Find People With Wacky Hair?

  hair stylist 45 musician 26 clown 15 scientist 5 model 3 comedian 3

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• 5. Name an animal that best describes your boss

  Donkey Dog Monkey

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• 6. Name one of the specific times when you usually look your worst.

  morning 63 sick 16 after house 7 asleep 4 after a workout 4 after work 3

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• 7. Name a type of professional who might overcharge you if you don’t know any better.

  mechanic 42 lawyer 23 doctor/dentist 19 plumber 6 car dealer 5

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• 8. What Line Of Work Should You Get Into If Your Hairstyle Is Stiff And Plastered With Hairspray?

  politician 30 model 25 newscaster 20 actor 15 hairdresser 4

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• 9. Who In America Seems To Make The Most Money For The Least Work?

  President 31

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• 10. If you could miraculously become boss at work, what's the first thing you'd do?

  give raises 42 fire people/boss 23 take a vacation 15 give days off 8 change hours 3

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• 11. Fill in the blank: You may not get a job because the boss does not like your ______

  Disposition Feeling Demeanor Attitude Composure Mood

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• 12. name an occupation you wouldnt want your partner to have because its way too stressful

  Police Officer Doctor

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• 13. what makes a taxi driver say he has ahd a lucky day

  Lots Of Customers No Traffic Big Tips Emailing

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• 14. name a job that a man might get just to be surrounded by female co workers

  Construction Nurse/doctor Hairdresser Bartender Food Server Teacher

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• 15. Name A Kind Of Pants You Cant Wear To Work

  jeans 61 sweats 22 leather 6 stretch pants 5 pajama pants 3

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• 16. In your fantasies, name something you do to your boss.

  fire them 26 hit 21 nothing 13 thank 6 yell 5 kiss 4 have his job 3

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• 17. Name an occupation in which you'd get to hear a lot of good gossip.

  hairdresser 27 nurse 12 secretary/recept. 10 clergy 10 reporter 7 operator 6

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• 18. Besides asking for a raise, tell us something else people ask their bosses for

  Vacation Bigger Office Promotion Respect Over Time

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• 19. why would your spouse make a bad co worker

  Always Late Bad Temper/likes To Argue Bossy Talks Too Much Lazy

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• 20. why wouold your spouse make a good private eye

  Smart Talks Too Much Sneaky Nosey

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• 21. What jobs are okay to yell at work?

  Teacher Police Firefighter Construction worker Sports coach

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• 22. If Men Had a Tail Like Dogs Do, What Might They See That Would Cause it to Start Wagging?

  Babes 1 Food 1 Beer 1 Sports/ESPN 1

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• 23. We surveyed 100 11-year-olds...Name a kind of place where you can get in trouble if you laugh.

  church 35 school/principal 32 library 18 funeral 9 court 2

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• 24. tell me the age at which young people think they have it all figured out

  16 14 18 13

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• 25. Name something you put on your head.

  hat 49 send us your answers! 10

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• 26. Name someone your mom might stick up for you against.

  Dad Bullies Siblings Spouse Friends

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• 27. Something Kid Looks Forward To At Beginning Of New School Year

  Teachers New Books New Friends New Clothes

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• 28. Name A Family Member You Might Have On Your Team When Playing Family Feud.

  spouse 24 mother 19 father 7

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• 29. Name An Excuse That Bosses Are Probably Tired Of Hearing From Late Employees

  slow traffic 51 wasn't feeling well 19 alarm didn't go off 15 car trouble 14

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• 30. Name a good gift for a lifeguard.

  sunscreen 34 bathing suit 32 whistle 12 sunglasses 9 bullhorn 4 life preserver 3

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• 31. Name A Restaurant Job That A Stay-At-Home Parent Does For Free All The Time

  cook 78 dishwasher 12 server 4 busser 4

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• 32. Circus Animal You Would Hate To Be Trainer For

  Lion Tiger Elephant Monkey Bear

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• 33. What Might A Mail Carrier Keep On Hand To Deal With Unfriendly Dogs?

  Mace 43 Stick 23 Treats 16 Bone 8 Meat 5 Whistle 3

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• 34. Name An Occupation That Would Never drive A Small Car

  bus driver 35 trucker 34 limo driver 13 fireman 5 postal delivery 4 construction worker 3

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• 35. Tell me how many sick days the average person takes in a year.

  five 26 four 25 ten 12 seven 12 three 11 eight 4

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• 36. If James Bond Were A Real Man, Name Something That Probably Would Have Happened To Him By Now.

  he'd be dead 70 gotten old 15 gotten injured 6 out of work 5

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• 37. Tell me something most men think they can't live without.

  sex/women 52 television/remote 13 money 11 car 8 sports 6 food 5

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• 38. name an occupation where people rarely wear their uniform after work

  Fast Food Employee Police Officer Military Janitor Doctor

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• 39. At what age do parents stop walking their kids to the bus stop?

  Ten Eight Twelve Six Nine Thirteen

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• 40. Name Something A Child Does To Prove They’re Too Sick For School.

  cough 50 vomit 25 cry 13 take temperature 10

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• 41. Name something a teen boy does to make himself look older.

  mustache 53 build muscles 21 dress up 12 style his hair 10

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• 42. what stereotypical features might a nerd have

  Gasp Brains Laugh Buck Teeth Pocket Protector Thick Glasses

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• 43. Name something you wish they'd get a new one of at the office.

  photo copier 23 computer 19 boss 19 coffee maker 13 printer 9 chair 3

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• 44. We surveyed 100 men...Name something women can do better than most men

  SHOP HOUSEWORK DRIVE THINK RATIONALLY COOK/BAKE BIRTH/RAISE KIDS TALK/NAG

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• 45. Which TV judge would you hate to have to face in a real courtroom?

  judge judy 70 judge mathis 18 judge joe brown 5 judge wapner 2 judge hatchett 2

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• 46. We surveyed 100 men...Name something you might ask a woman that could get you slapped

  HOW OLD ARE YOU? REAL HAIR/COLOR? "HOOK UP"/SEX? HOW 'BOUT A KISS? HOW MUCH WEIGH?

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• 47. Name A Male Comedian, Past Or Present, Known Funny Monologues

  Pryor Letterman Rock Stewart Leno Seinfeld Carson

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• 48. WOMEN ONLY: Name a way you can tell that a guy is a bachelor.

  no ring on his finger 39 clothes 14 flirt 8 dirty house 8 no food 2 nice car 2

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• 49. If you walked into a public restroom, name a reason you might walk right back out

  Dirty Smell Wrong One Toilet Clogged

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• 50. In one word, describe the underwear your man is wearing right now.

  Boxers 1 Tighty-whities 1 Briefs 1 None 1 Torn 1 Ugly 1 Sexy 1 Boring 1

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• 51. Besides Coughing, What’s Something You Can’t Stop Yourself From Doing?

  sneezing 52 getting hiccups 11 breathing 11 blinking 7 laughing 6 eating/drinking 5

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• 52. Name an occasion a woman thinks is important and a man thinks is a nuisance.

  anniversary 62 valentine's day 18 cleaning house 4 wedding 3 birthday 3 mother's day 3 hair appointment 3

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• 53. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that tires out your husband.

  job/work 27 exercise/walking 15 housework/chores 14 mowing/yard work 12 making love 11 baby-sitting/kids 5

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• 54. Past Or Present, Name A TV Couple Whose Marriage You Don’t Want To Emulate.

  Al/ Peggy Bundy Homer/Marge Simpson RoseAnn/ Dan Conner Archie/Edith Bunker

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• 55. Name something you'd hate to run out of if you lived in a submarine

  AIR/OXYGEN WATER SOAP DEODORANT

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• 56. We asked 100 single women: Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships

  Shoes Jewelry

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• 57. Name something wives do to try to please their mother-in-law

  Prepare Dinner Dinner Make Dinner

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• 58. Name Something A Groom Hate To Lose Before Wedding

  Ring Bride Tux

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• 59. Name an article of clothing that men will wear even if it has a hole in it

  Underwear Sweater T Shirt Socks Jeans

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• 60. What might happen if golf fans were allowed to shout during a match?

  MISSED BALLS DISTRACTIONS FIGHT BAD SHOTS INSANITY

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• 61. Name a popular tattoo that you’d be shocked to see on a tough mob boss.

  heart 40 flower 24 mom 16 butterfly 10 angel 6 fairy 3

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• 62. Name an animal even an elderly person could outrun.

  turtle 60 snail 20 sloth 7 ant 5 possum 2 monkey 2

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• 63. Name a word some people use to describe their mother-in-law

  Witch Bat Prying Vampire Bat Probing Nosy Hag

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• 64. name another way of saying that someone has a big ego

  Wic Program Arrogant Cocky Big Head Conceited Stuck Up

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• 65. If You Were Stranded On A Deserted Island, Which Item Are You Embarrassed To Admit That You’d Want With You.

  Teddy Bear TV

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• 66. Name A Weather Term That Can Also Describe Your Wife.

  hot 34 stormy/violent 23 cold/frigid 16 sunny 10 gloomy 9 icy 5

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• 67. Name something you might go to sleep clutching after a st. patrick's day party.

  BEER BOTTLES FOUR-LEAF CLOVER TOILET BEADS TRASH CAN

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• 68. What Might You Bring To The Stadium If You Wanted To Be Featured On The Jumbo Tron Screen

  sign 45 foam finger 23 attractive woman 12 silly hat 9

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• 69. Name a specific type of family function that your partner doesn’t always want to attend.

  reunion 45 wedding 34 funeral 9 birthday 7 dinner 5

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• 70. We asked 100 women: Using the theory that men are dogs, what breed are you most attracted to

  Boxer Labrador Shih Tzu German Shephard Golden Retriever Bulldog

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• 71. Tell me something most men think they can't live without

  SEX/WOMEN TELEVISION/REMOTE

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• 72. The last time someone told you to hold on tight, what were you doing?

  carnival ride 30 riding in a car 11 riding a bike 9 riding motorcycle 7 making love 7

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• 73. Name something men say they hate to give up when they get married

  Emancipation Celebrating Autonomy Liberty Drinking Freedom Merrymaking

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• 74. Name something Grandma always keeps with her.

  Money Teeth Tissues Keys

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• 75. What do most women expect most men to be really bad at?

  cooking 28 housework/ironing 17 making love 5 decorating 5 driving/directions 5 shopping 5 child bearing 4 dressing well 4

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• 76. name a gag store item that a jokester should leave home on a first date

  Voice Mail Fake Vomit Whoopie Cushion Hand Buzzer Speed Dial Squirting Flower Mute

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• 77. Name a comedian who is known for his funny monologues

  Chris Rock Jim Carrey Eddie Murphy Carrey Jay Leno Murphy Leno

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• 78. If a woman said her man was rated "G", what might the "G" stand for

  Gentlemen Gorgeous

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• 79. Name a complaint a high school teacher might have about her job

  Children Kids The Kids Daughters Youth Babies

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• 80. Duct Tape Can Fix A Lot Of Things, But Name An Expensive Item That It Would Probably Be Useless To Fix.

  car/tires 37 tv/electronics 26 ring/jewelry 16 frige/appliance 13 glass/window 6

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• 81. Name your favorite thing about your job.

  send us your answers! 10 salary 54

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• 82. We surveyed 100 men...Name something you might ask a woman that could get you slapped.

  "hook up"/sex? 57 how 'bout a kiss? 15 how old are you? 12 how much weigh? 7 real hair/color? 4

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• 83. Give me a man's name that rhymes with "bed."

  Fred Ted Ned Ed

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• 84. We asked 100 wives: Name something in the house that your husband could go a month without washing

  BEDDING FLOOR DISHES BATHROOM

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• 85. Name Something You Might Know Your Partner’s Password For

  e mail 40 computer 23 bank account 20 credit card 7 voice mail 4

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• 86. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for

  CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE

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• 87. what would a clown have to remove in order to fit in a clown car

  Shoes Wig Hat

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• 88. What Might A Woman Do On A First Date To Make You Suspect He Was An Undercover Cop?

  ask many questions 49 carries a gun 29 wears a badge 10 ask for id 6

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• 89. Name A Word That Starts With “F” That Best Describes Your Cat

  Furry/Fluffy 38 Fat 31 Funny 13 Fast 8 Frisky 3

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• 90. Name Something People Do To Their Hair That Makes Them Look Silly.

  Dye It 64 Mohawk 14 Get A Bad Haircut 6 Curling 5 Bleach 5

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• 91. What might be a pirate’s favorite holiday?

  HALLOWEEN CHRISTMAS FOURTH OF JULY ST PATRICKS DAY THANKSGIVING COLUMBUS DAY

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• 92. Name a superhero or villain in need of a tan.

  THE JOKER SUPERMAN WONDER WOMAN BATMAN SPIDERMAN AQUAMAN THE PENGUIN MR. FREEZE

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• 93. Name Something A Rock Musician Might Do During A Concert That Would Look Funny For A Classical Musician To Do.

  Scream 32 Smash Instrument 26 Jump Around 19 Take Off Shirt 9 Dance 8

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• 94. Besides money, tell me something you wish you had more of.

  FREE TIME 48 FRIENDS 20 LOVE 11 CLOTHES 9 PATIENCE 7 CHILDREN 5

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• 95. Tell me something you would like to change about your partner.

  WEIGHT CLOTHES SMOKING WORK ETHIC

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• 96. Name something you’d hate to have happen while you’re taking a bath.

  Phone rings 2 No hot water 3 Doorbell rings 2 Get electrocuted 2 Power outage 2 Slip/fall 1 Someone comes in 3

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• 97. Name a food you wouldn't eat before a date.

  Garlic 50 Onion 36 Beans 8 Cheese 5

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• 98. name a word used to describe someone whos funny

  Joker Comedian

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• 99. Name a magazine you'd hate to have your picture in.

  national enquirer 36 playboy 17 time 6 playgirl 5 hustler 4

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• 100. name an excuse people use at a party to get away from a boring conversation

  Not Feeling Well Bathroom Need A Drink

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