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• 1. Name an animal with a big mouth.

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• 2. Name An Animal That Could Probably Beat Carl Lewis In A Race

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• 3. Name an animal that could bite off a pirate's arm.

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• 4. Name something you don't want to run over with a vacuum

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• 5. Name Something You Associate With Betty White.

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• 6. Name a power you might get if you were bitten by a radioactive frog.

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• 7. Name a word you would use for the sound a dog makes when it barks

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• 8. Name something a dog might have in its mouth.

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• 9. Name Something On TV That Causes People To Yell At Their Screens

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• 10. name an article of clothing thats too sexy for a woman to wear to the office

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• 11. Name a punishment children get for bad behavior that wouldn't be very effective to use on criminals.

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• 15. Name something that might get bigger the older a person becomes.

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• 16. Name Something You Might Drive Over That Would Cause A Bumpy Ride

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• 18. Name A Piece Of Paper You Were Nervous To Sign

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• 19. Name Something You Might Be Glad Only Comes Once a Year

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• 21. What Do A Barber And Butcher Have In Common

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• 22. Tell me something you would NOT like to get as an anniversary gift from your spouse.

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• 23. Name something you only want to do once.

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• 24. Name An Occasion Or Place Where You Would Not Admit That You Don’t Like The Food.

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• 26. Name something you own that you talk to as if it were a person.

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• 27. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you can do better than your mother could

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• 32. Name An Appliance You Avoid Using When People Are Sleeping

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• 33. which person in your life were you most nervous to introduce a partner to

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• 36. Name a reason you’d suspect that your babysitter was actually Mary Poppins.

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• 37. Name a place where people air their dirty laundry

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• 39. Tell me a slang word or phrase used to refer to husbands.

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• 48. Name Something You Might Do On A First Date That Ruins It.

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• 49. Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships.

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• 50. a food that’s sloppy to eat.

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• 51. Name a gift a man would give his wife that she might consider an insult.

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• 52. Name a kind of place you're embarrassed when your stomach rumbles.

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• 53. Name Something About A Teddy Bear Thats Different From A Real Bear

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• 54. Name Something Associated With Winnie-the-pooh.

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• 55. Name an animal that can kill with its bite.

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• 56. Name a reason you might suspect your neighbor is a werewolf.

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• 57. Name an animal that's easy to imitate in charades.

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• 58. Name Something People Do That Ticks Off Animal Activists

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• 59. If an angry dog was chasing you, what would you do?

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• 60. Name an animal that doesn't have a leg to stand on

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• 61. Name an animal you would be surprised to see at the zoo

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• 62. Name an animal that has claws.

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• 63. Name an animal that likes to play in the mud.

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• 64. Name an animal we eat that would never eat us.

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• 65. Name an animal that gets around by hopping.

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• 66. What single thing frightens small children the most?

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• 68. Name something gorillas do all day.

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• 69. Name an animal that a zoo usually has a lot of

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• 70. Name Something You Might Find At the End Of A Fishing Line

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• 71. Name something that might cause your car not to start.

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• 72. Name An Animal Small Enough To Put In Your Pocket

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• 73. Name an animal people find graceful

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• 74. Name a clever animal.

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• 75. Name an animal that is known for being black and white.

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• 76. Name an animal with long ears.

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• 77. Name an animal that has horns.

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• 78. Name an animal that is an astrological sign.

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• 79. While driving, name something you rubberneck to look at.

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• 80. If There Was An Award For “Loudest In The Zoo,” Which Animal Would Win It?

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• 81. name an animal that would make a good bodyguard

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• 82. Name something you would see a lot of in Kansas

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• 84. Name An Animal That Travels In Groups.

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• 85. which animals are likely to be considered evil

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• 86. Name a creature whose gender you're never sure of.

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• 87. Name a breed of dog that reminds you of your boss.

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• 88. Name an animal that you think of as dirty.

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• 89. Name an animal associated with winter.

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• 90. Name a command a dog whisperer might find themselves using on humans.

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• 91. Name an animal at the zoo you would not like to be compared to.

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• 92. Name something you would do if you had cat-like agility.

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• 93. Name Something A Caveman Might Use To Fight A Sabre-Toothed Tiger.

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• 95. Name a zoo animal you could recognize just from the smell.

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• 96. Name Something About Miss Piggy That’s Different From Most Pigs.

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• 97. Name an animal that would just love to rip you apart.

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• 98. Name another word for a horse

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• 99. Tell me a place where you'd see a group of cardinals

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• 100. Name a wild animal that some people keep as pets.

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